This is the other story I wrote for Porn Battle IX. This one is Eerie, Indiana, and also slashy and porny. So, y know, don't say I didn't warn you.

( He was never going to be able to look at his parents or peanut butter in quite the same way again. )

Yes? Good for you. Guess what... I wrote gay porn for it!

Oy.

Well, at least I tried.

Written for Porn Battle VII

This is my very porniest fic to date. Please keep that in mind.

For those who are curious, this is Marshall/Dash

( My childhood, watch me murder it. )